...Aftr a lot of brainless activities...i finally came up wid dis..

PLZ RIDHIMMA " PIN UP UR DAM DUPATTA"



once upon a time long long ago there was a man called PinSafe ..... he was an inventor and he wanted to make life easier for man-kind, or should i say woman kind..hahaha.... he was a farmer and he would see the hard work women would do bending down and walking in wind with their pallu or dupatta flying in the wind.

he was not the romantic kind at all lyk evr.... I mean being an inventor he was more of a practical one . He said that "what an aweful waste of time it is for a woman to bend, adjust her dupatta, do some work,stand up again and adjust her dupatta again!!!"It is True though

what precious time is wasted when a woman has to do so much work and adjust her pallu and dupatta again!!

so he was thinking all this while chewing on a piece of twig, the pointy twig hurt his tongue.... and TADDAA ! an idea struck in his mind!! (i mean if the apple can do the same for newton than why not a twig for Mr. Pinsafe?)

he thought that this pointy thing can get in anywhere and fasten two things together!! so he started working on this and to cut a long story short he created a thin pointy metal fastener.... he wanted to be immortal because of his invention and so he thought that he would name this tiny little device after himself and that is how ladies and ladies... we have had the very first SAFETY PIN!!!

its obvious that poor safepin is turning in his grave right now because he is upset that the most miserable heroine in telly land is even more miserable because she has never heard of his invention.... My God ! he must be in agony because all his good intentions have gone to waste!!

Honestly my heart bleeds for dis man...well actually "Bleeds is a little Melodramatic..... so my heart cries for this inventor because Dr.Ridhima is totally side tracking his lovely practical invention.

I mean just imagine if Ridhima would have pinned up her dupatta.... half of dmg's problems would have been over!! Armaan wouldnt have fallen in love with her, neither would have Dr.Rahoool,Dr.Abhimanyu, some sick cancer guy Sumit and of course our very own MAHATMA Siddhant too!!

P.S.: No offence intended to Gandhiji n his followers


And finally ..all these men would'nt have had the "gooey slow blink-y" eyed look as well.

Honestly ....am getting so freaking tired of that look.... I swear, its like everytime u turn around u see the same look in atleast one of the boys!! blaaaah!!

so girls and girls, plz join me in signing of this petition, in giving ridhima a bunch of safety pins to protect her ownself from these gooey "slow blink-y disease" which poor SUPERBOY n poorer SUPERMAN are facing!!!



Phew............dat was long............

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